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Liberalism -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - President Downgrade has earned his title well.




Trump's Racist Quotes -


TAGS: donald trump racist rino fake republican fraud bigot charlatan big government progressive statist gop clown authoritarian tyrant autocrat bully
Rating: 5/5

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twiddleedeee - August 19, 2016, 11:23 pm
Trump isn't racist. That Muslim Obama and lesbo Hillary are racist. Who are you going to trust with their gut to protect us from the filthy ragheads? The founders of ISIS, or an outsider with brass balls who says it like it is? Trump/Pence 2016!!!!


Draft-Dodger Trump Said Sleeping Around Was My ‘Personal Vietnam’ -




If Michael Brown, Eric Garner & Trayvon Martin had been killed in Afghanistan -


TAGS: michael brown eric garner trayvon martin obama holder sharpton jesse jackson farrakhan race baiters naacp afghanistan iraq war troops
Rating: 4.97/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 1:58 pm
Been a couple weeks, probably don't now. Just so the sleep well. 5L


THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD WEIGHS IN - I wouldn't touch this Sandra Fluke!




Remember how white people rioted when OJ Simpson was acquitted of murder? -


TAGS: ferguson michael brown naacp
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - December 5, 2014, 8:40 pm
Remember when OJ swore an oath to protect and serve the public? Yeah, me neither.


DON'T JUST SCREAM AT THE TV - Have fun while rome is burning.


TAGS: obama clown
Rating: 4.54/5

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ICEMAN - June 20, 2013, 5:12 pm
Forgot "We need common sense legislation".
funnyguy88 - October 17, 2012, 12:33 pm
Good one !! that's clever. well done, keep em' coming. :)


BOZO THE CLOWN - The real one was better


TAGS: obama the clown
Rating: 3.51/5

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Comedian1298 - November 24, 2012, 1:00 am
most clowns cost less though


Closed? -


TAGS: government shutdown world war veterans
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 26, 2015, 8:20 am
That's what the Germans wanted us to think. Said, can't come out to play. Didn't you hear? It's raining bullets outside, our bullets. Americans said, we brought our umbrella, it's called our courage.


Idiotic Trump Fanatics -




Toy Soldier Trump -




The girls are gone -


TAGS: obama let down
Rating: 4.38/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:20 pm
Brilliant. 5 stars
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:25 pm
It's like this. America goes to war. Canada goes ,"****! Really?" Then Canada goes on to kick a**.
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:25 pm
It's like this. America goes to war. Canada goes ,"****! Really?" Then Canada goes on to kick a**.
foxrecon19d - June 5, 2014, 1:22 pm
I like Canada. I really do. There is an undercurrent of national pride that says "We need a strong military" Rhe Canadians I have served with were nothing short of amazing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2014, 12:10 am

Some Canadians say "youse".....I don't, I wasn't raised by wolves.
EmmaRoydes - June 5, 2014, 12:03 am
bagged milk? That's one I've never heard
EmmaRoydes - June 5, 2014, 12:02 am
you forgot youse and all y'all
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 11:04 pm

American one....Y'all.(your turn)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 11:03 pm

I've been over the "eh" thing and the bagged milk thing and the "aboot thing....and all the other things many times. I grew up in the tourist industry in north western Ontario...I've studied your people. For every Canadian idiosyncrasy there is an..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 10:57 pm

And you forgot the "huh" at the end of yours......what's that aboot? (for every Canadian "eh" there is an American "huh"...think aboot it)
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 10:41 pm
Wait, you forgot to put eh? at the end of your sentence :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 9:39 pm

I'll spell aboot correctly when you spell honour and colour correctly.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
Not until you spell about korekly
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 8:08 pm

"Tell Canada"? There's that world police attitude again. Try asking Canada....or how aboot we "tell" you? :)
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 7:11 pm
LOL..You don't f***ing say? ;-p
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:09 pm
and don't ever, ever, f*** with any of us again.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:06 pm
and we could do it with a coalition. We tell canada, you take that piece of the country and f*** it up, australia you get that piece, uk do this part, and we take the rest. Voila, we win. Then we tell the people, go make a new govt and don't call us again
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:04 pm
If we wanted to win a war, all the suits have to do is go to the chairman of the JCS and say "Go f*** up that country" and stay out. Next thing you know, that country is f***ed up.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 6:02 pm
I think h_o_t is banned and s_h_o_t contains it.
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 6:00 pm
/the sh**s = s'h**s (i.e. the word 's h o t' is considered worthy of censorship? f*** me).
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 5:58 pm
Agreed. That's why Powell walked. The military wasn't allowed to call the sh**s. The politicians and the suits were making decisions that should've only been left to men and women in uniform, and other warriors. Not armchair phonies.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 5:47 pm
commit troops, do it in a way that we can win, not fight for 10 years, turn tail, and run. If the military had made the decisions, the war would have been decided years ago. Same thing with Vietnam and Korea.
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 5:46 pm
But Afghanistan was a totally different situation. The problem there is having the civilians, who have no warfare experience, running the war. ROE should be decided by the commanders in the field, not the suits in the white house. If we have reason to
fauxnews - June 4, 2014, 4:14 pm
Exactly.The failure of the Iraq war(and the way it bankrupted America)is a case in point about what can go wrong when'Murica plays the role of the world's policeman:Bush"shouldn't" have decided which of the Axis of Evil to go after.What a disaster! :-/
EmmaRoydes - June 4, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, That is right on the money. We should not be the world's policemen. And the president shouldn't be able to pick and choose which ones he gets to supply
foxrecon19d - June 4, 2014, 1:45 pm
Silence, moo. How dare you disgrace the great and powerful hashtag?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 1:27 pm

Don't you have enough problems in your own country?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 4, 2014, 1:25 pm

Why do Americans feel it is their responsibility to police the world? Of course the kidnapping of anyone is horrible, but why would your president be expected to do anything about it?
foxrecon19d - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Funny... to kill Cliven Bundy, Obama deployed snipers, spec ops, law enforcement, drones, satellite surveillance. To find 200 Christian girls who are forcefully being converted to Islam, all Obama can offer is this


Bill Nye the Socialist Clown -




REAGANOMICS - The joke's on you.


TAGS: republicans trikle down economics
Rating: 3.19/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:40 am
Boom economy through the entire Reagan and Bush administrations. It didn't need to "trickle down," we grew it where we were.


FREDERICA WILSON - The official Congressional Race Pimp and Rodeo Clown!




WHEN YOU SEE IT. - You'll shit bricks.


TAGS: tango down obama 2012 usama
Rating: 3.89/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:56 pm
Finally. A keeper. Sending this to my son.


BEFORE MOONBATS - There Was Jerry "Moonbeams" Brown




PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE - is owned by a Progressive, Donates to progressive causes, like: ACLU, Moveon.org, America Coming Together and other liberal operations. What else would you expect??




SLOGAN - behold another downgrade 2008 Change We Can Believe In 2012 I'm Frustrated And So Are You




The Real Problem With Trump -


TAGS: donald trump rino fake republican new york liberal statist progressive statist authoritarian tyrant despot blowhard elitist egomaniac populist clown charlatan fraud con artist
Rating: 5/5

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BlackLivesMatter - March 28, 2016, 11:13 am
/so, you're sayin, "because all candidates suck, "VOTE TRUMP!~if you are corrupt, go big or go home!" - world class brilliant logic you got there./
freasy - March 28, 2016, 10:23 am
And whats the difference between any other Candidate???


Draft Dodger Trump -




Anthony Johnson -


TAGS: low information voters first slave owner black man named anthony johnson
Rating: 3.75/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 3:00 pm
You probably shouldn't use wikipedia, it's akin to the Onion and run by hacks.
calron - May 25, 2015, 9:02 pm
Here's another one, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Johnson_(colonist)#Significance_of_Casor_suit Anthony was the first slave to be held in servitude for a lifetime without ever committing a crime.
Cannabal - May 23, 2015, 9:27 pm
You bet, love, you bet.
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 9:47 pm
I think the key word in #76289 was the word "dummy." :) Can always count on you to keep it real, Cannabal. Don't be a stranger, mmmk? ;) See you around doll.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 17, 2015, 9:03 pm
What? Are you trying to say that cannabal is not your real name? the horror!
Cannabal - May 17, 2015, 2:28 pm
Becky, Becky, don't get wound up, this site is nothing but propaganda. Besides, MSNBC is a dummy profile, like the majority of the profiles on this website.
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 11:49 am
But if it had been breibart.com, the Heartland institute, Fox news, or any other rightwing source, you'd be just fine with it, denier. Pot. I'd like you to meet Kettle :) You two should get along JUST fine, hun
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 17, 2015, 8:40 am
"The Centre for Research on Globalization will not be held responsible or liable for any inaccurate or incorrect statements contained in Global Research articles."
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 9:08 pm
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-irish-slave-trade-the-forgotten-white-slaves/31076
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 9:08 pm
Certainly. You'll find this interesting because, as it turns out, slavery was well institutionalized before Anthony Johnson legally edified, so Mr. Johnson here is getting a little bit too much credit for slavery in the New World.
calron - May 16, 2015, 8:58 pm
I've heard of white people being kept as slaves as well. But I don't have anything on whether it was legal before the ruling and black indentured servants. Care to cite a source?
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 8:41 pm
How about the fact that slavery was religiously based as well as supported before it became racially based?
calron - May 16, 2015, 8:15 pm
That might be enough requirements.
Cannabal - May 16, 2015, 7:24 pm
I make here the proclamation that this misinformation should be subject to immediate renunciation, for it is a misconception brought about by miscomprehension of historical revelation.
OTC - May 11, 2015, 5:47 pm
How about the first legal slave ownership since Johnson went to court for the rights
Curlyrocks - May 11, 2015, 3:44 pm
The 1st slave in the New World would have been some native man or women captured by an enemy band.
calron - May 10, 2015, 12:19 am
I do believe that the first slave in the new world was given the title as punishment for trying to skip out on his indentured servitude, but this is the first to claim a right to own black people.


NEVER TRUMP!!! -


TAGS: donald trump draft dodger coward rino fake republican new york liberal statist progressive statist authoritarian tyrant despot blowhard elitist egomaniac populist clown charlatan fraud con artist
Rating: 5/5

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truthteller - May 1, 2016, 1:29 am
got my political fix for the evening. Catch y'all on the flip.
truthteller - May 1, 2016, 12:52 am
I heard a funny joke when I went hiking with some Canadians buddies the other day.They said to me either you Americans will have the first woman president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian-born President, or your LAST President.
freasy - April 4, 2016, 10:39 am
There is no choice, Hilary and Trump, that is the best we can do???


REMINDER FOR 2012 - Who's counting YOUR votes?




DEMOCRAT VILLAGERS -




The Art Of War -


TAGS: war isis iraq president clown
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - September 12, 2014, 11:02 pm
Thank you :)
Thegde - September 12, 2014, 12:22 pm
5L


Its called... -




Draft Dodger Trump -




Sneaking in... -




THE LORD GIVETH - The IRS taketh away.




Liberal Logic -




REBELS - without a clue.




TEST TO FOLLOW IN NOVEMBER 2012 - Remember, November is rodent extermination month.




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - What a legacy- no wonder he vacations and golfs a lot... Worst President ever. End the error in Nov. 2012




PERSPECTIVE -




KHMER ROUGE MASSACRE -




THE FEAR OF CLOWNS -




Donald Trump & Al Sharpton: Best Friends Forever -




100% REAL U.S. MARINE CORPS HERO -




Getting What They Asked For & Receiving What They Deserve -


TAGS: baltimore black lives matter freddie gray ferguson effect police presence no justice no peace stephanie rawlings blake marilyn mosby al sharpton race baiters naacp grievance industry cpusa blacklivesmatter eric garner hands up dont shoot michael brown
Rating: 5/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 7:54 am
Try to figure out why people think a comment is written about them. I mentioned no names, but said some people had the IQ of a dead tree. Someone here decided it must be them that I'm talking about. Now try to figure out why they would think that. lol
guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:39 am
EMMa, for someone incapable of getting their b***ons pushed, you sure get your b***ons pushed a lot.
rebeccaolsen - June 1, 2015, 6:30 pm
Of course. Because MMessEnnBeeEss WAS talking about me :) It just pushes his bu'ttons when people see right through him, and he gets so embarrassed about it that he tries to cover it up(and other things)by playing 'stupid' about it. Well, I buy 'that' :)
OTC - June 1, 2015, 5:55 pm
She must have "reasonably inferred" you were talking about her, despite "they" in the sentence
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:42 pm
But carry on, you are so cute when you fail troll. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:41 pm
That is still p.ushing your b***ons hun? Aren't you supposed to be "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) Using OTC to passive-aggressively respond to the things I say, this time "the great comment debate"(#76634,#76635)really doesn't fit the definition of ignoring
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 31, 2015, 6:15 pm
Have you ever noticed how they all claim to have degrees, yet can't even grasp how comments work. I think their degrees are in underwater basket weaving.
OTC - May 31, 2015, 5:16 pm
Liberals are such a joke, and they wonder why we laugh at them.


Draft Dodger Trump -




Shutdown Update: Make it Hurt -




If the government shutdown closed our parks and monuments -




HERMAN CAIN - Change we can believe in.




NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY 9/3/2012 - No Ideas, No Solutions, No Hope EASTWOODING




'OBAMA GIRL' DOWNGRADE - Hope? Nope! Dope? Yup! Hope > Nope > Dope




VOTING REPUBLICAN IS JUST ASKING FOR ANOTHER TRICKLE DOWN TRAIN WRECK -




Shakedown Artist Sharpton -


TAGS: al sharpton shakedown artist racebaiter ambulance chaser race pimp fraud thug tax dodger cheat nan tawana brawley crown heights nypd nyc obama democrats progressives naacp
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Zeitguy - January 1, 2015, 9:56 pm
Sometimes Vik makes a valid point. But in no way does validation for this regurgitated point of view validate this diatribe.


Crazy Commiefornia Environmentalists -


TAGS: liberal logic california delta smelt epa democrat created dust bowl san joaquin valley nancy pelosi barbara boxer governor moonbeam jerry brown radical environmentalists
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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

The boss is just trying some stuff out.
rebeccaolsen - April 22, 2015, 12:24 pm
It is just me or does everything look different than before? Makeover? Did politifake get a facelift?


TSUYOSHI NISHIOKA - Japan's latest nuclear meltdown.




JOBS FOR ILLEGALS - Ok with Janet Napolitano, under "prosecutorial discretion". Coming soon: pedophiles working at day care centers, drug addicts at local clinics, and hookers at churches!




Jon Stewart's Horrendous Hypocrisy -




THAT'S - What one $ trillion in debt looks like. Anybody but Obama 2012.




FOR EXAMPLE - Election Day 2012.




HOW SHOULD WE PROTEST - Against the greedy individuals who demand so much free stuff adn the expense of those of us who pay for the free shit they are demanding???




Christie 2016? Fat Chance. -




OBAMA BEAT DOWN BY ALLEN WEST - Allen West states Obama should dust off his Nobel Peace Prize and return it for all the military ventures he has advanced in his administration!




TODAY'S POLLS - Nice.




THE CLOWN: GOP CONSTANTLY PUSHING BACK AGAINST REFORMS - What reforms?!?! This administration has burdened U.S. businesses with more regs than any other in history. Reforms-HA!




why trump won -




OBAMA 2012 - Choice of the Communists.




IT'S LIKE WOODSTOCK - Except the iPhones, Starbucks, designer jeans and hats, lack of a direction, addition of unions.......




Stupid Things Liberals Say -




“If you're demanding a rodeo jester be thrown in the dungeons for mocking the king, don't pretend you support a free country,” -




J. P. MORGAN - Has confused Popeye




Last time we had a government shutdown -




Shutdown Update: OBAMA'S DISGRACEFUL INSULT TO THE GREATEST GENERATION -




FIZBO THE CLOWN - Instructs liberals to what direction out country need to go to.




Shutdown Politics -




LET'S SEE..... - He's dead. Killed by the U.S. Navy. Any more questions? Now can address the unemployment situation?




GREAT BRITAIN - One of many U.S. allies insulted by The Clown.




CALIFORNIA HIGH SPEED RAIL - Now being called the California Brown-doggle!




OBAMA AND IRAN -




DEAR 47% - Please take a one way trip to your fantasy land of Russia. And take The Clown w/you, he's not wanted here either.




BIG GOVERNMENT - Can't manage anything properly. its time to downsize to protect liberty and prosperity




CURTAIN CALL - For a very bad act.




LEFTIST LIBERALS HATE COMPARISONS -




" THE GRIEF OF A WIDOW, WHY THE SMIRK ? " - Pres Obama presents Rose Mary Sabo-Brown the Medal of Honor posthumously to her husband.




AND WE WILL - Run on his record, which is horrendous.




FOWARD TO 1960 - Hey Champ Maybe its time to do something about poverty for example: meet with your job creators




PURPLE - IS THE NEW BROWN SHIRT




SCRANTON, PA - retirement benefits so good you can work for minimum wage coming to city near you




EATING HEALTHIER? - Brown rice is supposedly better for us than white rice. Yet... I've spent 2 years all over Japan, and I've NEVER seen the Japanese eat brown rice, yet they are the longest-lived people.




AUDREY THOMASON - Obama's Director for Counterterrorism, while attending Harvard, wrote a master thesis suggesting that it would be more humane for a "planned and controlled genocide" rather than the abyss of chaos it is now in




CONNECTICUT AFTERMATH - Concerned Moms




AMERICA - BECAUSE A DOWNGRADED CREDIT RATING IS GOOD FOR YOU




SHEMALES - The DNC is overflowing with them.




DEMOCRAT VS REPUBLICAN ECONIMICS -




Yeah... it was exactly like this -


TAGS: trump smacks down jim acosta
Rating: 5/5

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Getter1 - January 13, 2017, 1:29 pm
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out (again)" Would you mind explaining that to me and the moderators oh, one who pretends to embrace freedom of speech, freedom of expression, and the free exchange of opinions and thought?
Getter1 - January 12, 2017, 7:55 pm
LOL...Wow. Two minutes after this funny little meme gets approved and you automatically respond with the same feeble, tired, ineffective Democrat Party comebacks that cost them the election. But, at least you got a job from the Democrats
BlackIsBeautiful - January 12, 2017, 7:09 pm
This from the same racist orange skin sociopath who spreads fake news daily, like his fake news lie that he lost the popular vote because of millions of illegal votes casted against him (no evidence). Don't let the door hit you on the way out (again) hun


MR. PRESIDENT - you done something big you made history




THE " VOLTSWAGEN " - Lawrence Ulrich, Audi of America President Johan de Nysschen has said that the Chevy Volt will fail and that anybody who buys the car is an idiot.




YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS CRAP UP - 10/22/11,Zucotti Park: A huge flat screen TV goes up for pajama night with popcorn for OWS "campers".




10/15/11: COMMUNIST PARTY OF AMERICA ENDORSES OWS - The same OWS endorsed by Obama. We now have a direct tie between The Clown and Communism, a surprise to no one.




ENDS - November 2012.




OBAMA: “ IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU’VE GOT TO HELP ME PASS THIS BILL " -




" THE DIRTY DOZEN ? " - Wall Street firms donated $11.2 million to members of debt ‘super committee’.




The Idiocy Of Liberalism -




2009-Sen. Mary Landrieu ' You can keep your plan, that is a "very accurate description" of this bill.' -




SUPERMAN-MAN OF STEEL - Wisdom of Solomon




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